graphikreative's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You are a F*cking Moron5]

Absolutely Hilarious

The Walrus, you have my respect and my gratitude. This episode was definitely my favorite.

I realize some of you Bush supporters think it's unfair to quote a few lines from Bush and label him a fucking moron, but as my man Reginold said, he could go on and on, believe him. No shit. More often than not Bush is saying something monumentally stupid and no president in history measures up to the blatant idiocy of this fucking jackass.

I could go on about my intolerance for the christian coalition, religious descrimination, and bush's administration full of racist, ignorant fuckjobs, but I'll refrain from a political rant for now.

Nice job Walrus.

Peace, keep it up.

graphik

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Thanks for the nightmares.

Someone hold me.

[Retarded Animal Babies 5]

Hilarious

The art. The sound. The animation. The humor. All of it deserves props. Great shit man. Looking forward to seeing more from you.

The abusive stepdad is fucking hysterical. Genius.

[WhereTheSidewalkStarts: 1]

Mediocre.

You're a really good artist, and I like your style. The humor was really dry though, not exactly gut-busting material.

I was pretty neutral on this one. I gave you a 3 because you put a lot of effort into it, but I couldn't give you more than that for something that barely cracked a smile on my face.

Looking forward to your future work. Very impressive for your first attempts.

[The New Clocks]

Fuck.

If I had ever been hit by a car, then backed over a few times, I would imagine I'd be enjoying myself substantially more than watching this fucking movie.

Oh, and there's a difference between someone who can't spell and someone who spells marginally better than a pop-tart. Go back to school you fucking retard.

"Jim Sock." Holy shit.

[Clock/Lock War Pt. 2]

Enough Already

Any clock movie I see on NG almost automatically receives a 1 from me. The 1 is to give you the benefit of the doubt that you're not entirely horrible at drawing or animation. The low score is due to the fact that I'm sick of this longest-running-inside-joke-ever shit with clocks. What the fuck is funny/amusing/worthwhile/interesting about using stupid fucking clocks with computer generated voices. It's like an inside joke that never dies. Enough already. Christ.

[The Death of Buu]

Generic DBZ

Unfortunately my personal opinion of dragonball z is going to interfere here, but let it be known that I find DBZ to be the most obnoxious, overacted, obscure, childish cartoon I've ever seen.

More importantly, though, is that I thought you put a lot of effort and time into recreating something that has been done 200 billion times on NG and everywhere else in Flash. The effort and artwork gave you a 7, but the lack of originality gave you a 2. I voted 2. I'm sorry, but this is the same old generic DBZ bullshit. And by the time I heard the obnoxious "this must be what joy feels like" I had to close the cartoon.

[I Miss You, Dad]

What's your purpose?

I'm going to assume you're a mature young guy who lost something very important to him on 9-11. I'm also going to assume you're not looking for any sort of decent score, considering your flash would have been blammed had the content been a simple tribute to 9-11 or something less emotional.

I'm really tired of people missing the purpose of newgrounds. It's for flash movies. You're rating people based on several aspects of the movie, not the emotional attachment alone. I could make a flash movie with a god damn "Korn Rules" and half of you dipshits would give me a 4. That's the problem. MidnightMan I'm sorry you lost your father, I really am, but I don't feel like these movies really have a place on NG. Just my opinion.